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DROP THE RECEIPTS
Paste your bio and add the profile shots that deserve a second opinion.
Dating profiles, honestly reviewed
GET ROASTED.
GET BETTER.
Turn your dating bio and profile photos into a sharp, shareable roast—then leave with one profile improvement you can actually use.
30-second vertical roast•One practical fix•Free to try
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YOUR BIO SAYS
ADVENTURER.
Your photo order says, “I own one hiking photo and will be using it for the next decade.”
The fix
Replace one group shot with a photo that shows a real interest in motion.
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9:16 share cutFree includes watermark
No vague feedback
THE ROAST HAS A JOB.
Laugh at the read. Keep the part that makes your next match more likely.
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PICK A PERSONA
Ruthless Villain, Supportive Coach, or Savage Ex. You choose the heat.
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GET ROASTED. GET BETTER.
Watch the vertical roast, share the moment, then use one concrete profile fix.
The free cut
A ROAST YOU CAN ACTUALLY POST.
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Private by design
Uploads are only for creating your roast and are deleted after rendering. Demo mode keeps them in your browser.
Clean export is Pro-only
The MVP shows the locked state without collecting payment details.
YOUR PROFILE IS READY FOR NOTES.
Get a 30-second roast and a useful next move. The group chat can wait.
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